👋 Hello there! We’re The Plan Patrol — the indie stationery brand that believes planning your life shouldn’t feel like joining a cult of pastel positivity.
📅 Forget empty “live, laugh, love” pages. We make planners that are practical, a little sarcastic, and sometimes downright cheeky. Because who said productivity has to be serious?
🖨️ We actually started small — just one printer, way too much coffee, and the stubborn idea that planners could be better. Somewhere between coding experiments and doodling layouts, we realized most “productivity tools” felt like homework. So we built the opposite: books with space for the things you really care about — projects, goals, and yes, even how many episodes of The Office you binged in one night. Think of it as a quest log, but with fewer dragons and more deadlines.
🕹️ Our vibe? Geeky, practical, and allergic to toxic positivity. If Tony Stark, a stack of sticky notes, and a D20 dice roll teamed up, this would be the stationery brand they’d design.
The Plan Patrol is here for people who want tools that work, challenges they can laugh at, and zero unicorn glitter clichés – although… who doesn’t love unicorns?? 🦄
⚡ Warning! It may cause mild productivity and uncontrollable giggles.
