Plan. Laugh. Repeat.
⚡ Warning! It may cause mild productivity and uncontrollable giggles ⚡
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Think of it as your quest log: deadlines instead of dragons.
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Humor included — because planning without fun is just paperwork.
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Layouts designed to keep you on track without putting you to sleep.
Greetings from The Plan Patrol, the indie stationery brand where organization comes with zero toxic positivity and a healthy dose of humor.
🌟 Our mission: help you get your sh*t together without losing your geeky soul. Whether you’re tracking projects, daily chaos, or your latest Netflix binge, we’ve got a page for that.
So forget the clichés, ditch the “live laugh love” planners, and join us for a new kind of planning adventure. 🚀
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Unique designs that are more “pop culture wink” than “corporate beige”
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Practical tools tailored to real life (not productivity robots)
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Sarcasm included — because planning shouldn’t be boring
Latest blog posts
- Why every home needs a project planner (aka how to stop your DIY from eating your soul) 🏡
Home projects have a sneaky habit of transforming into full-blown sagas. What starts as “Let’s paint the living room” suddenly becomes “Should we knock down this wall?” and “Maybe the… Read more: Why every home needs a project planner (aka how to stop your DIY from eating your soul) 🏡 - Back to routine: 10 not-so-boring ways to survive post-vacation 🛣️
Coming back from vacation feels like stepping out of the TARDIS straight into Monday. One day you’re sipping cocktails, the next you’re drowning in emails and wondering why “real life”… Read more: Back to routine: 10 not-so-boring ways to survive post-vacation 🛣️ - Organization and mental health (aka why chaos makes your brain scream) 💆♂️
Mental health isn’t just bubble baths and scented candles (though, respect if that’s your jam). A lot of times, your brain just wants one thing: order. Chaos makes everything feel… Read more: Organization and mental health (aka why chaos makes your brain scream) 💆♂️ - Keeping organized during the vacation routine change (aka how not to melt into chaos this summer) ☀️
Vacations are supposed to be chill… until you realize your routine is gone, your suitcase is chaos, and your brain is basically on airplane mode. The good news? You don’t… Read more: Keeping organized during the vacation routine change (aka how not to melt into chaos this summer) ☀️ - Organizational minimalism (aka stop drowning in your own clutter) 🌱
Life is already chaotic enough without 47 mugs, 12 half-dead pens, and a calendar full of stuff you don’t even want to do. Minimalist organization isn’t about turning your room… Read more: Organizational minimalism (aka stop drowning in your own clutter) 🌱
